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New 2009


After The Pub Crawl

Art Exhibition

Bald Man On The Tube

Barry Island - Peak Season

Barry Island Off Season

Bin Day

Bored Lawyer Looking Out Window

Boxing Day Walk

By The Escalators

Charing Cross

Coming Out Of Tescos

Commuters

Cow Watching The M25

Crab Hunting

Dad Getting Away From Us All

Dad Getting Impatient

Dad Relaxing On Holiday

Dad With Hire Deck Chair

Dropped Poppy

Eccentric Uncle

Failing My Driving Test A

Failing My Driving Test B

For Gods Sake Put Your Pyjamas On Gustav _ 'The Kiss' Couple 5 Years On

Getting Bored At The Garden Centre

Going To An Away Game

Going To The Central Line

Hard Working Father Being Forced Off Bed

Having A Walk In The Snow

Holding The Kids Coconuts At The School Fair

Irritating Neighbour

Ive Never Felt So Lost And Confused

John Has To Leave Early As His Wife Was Doing Chops

Lightweight Ball On Windy Beach

Listening To The Sermon

London No 1

London No 2

London No 3

London No 4a

London No 4b

London No 5

London No 6

London No 7

London No 8

London No 9

London No 10

London No 11

London No 12

London No 13

London No 14

London No 15

London No 16

London No 17

London No 18

London No 19

London No 20

London No 21

London No 22

London No 23

London No 24

London No 25

London No 26

London No 27

London No 28

London No 29

London No 30

Looking At The Fish Tank In The Dentists Waiting Room

Loud Ipod

M4

Man Sleeping In Church

Man Swearing

Man Taking Ages At The Cash Point

Man Talking Loudly About Jesus

Marvellous Bosoms On The Central Line

Me With Work Shirt

Metro Newspapers

Moaning About The Christmas Bonus In The Lift

Morrisons

Mums New Botfriend Has Got No Sense Of Rhythm

Mums New Boyfriend Pulls His Trousers Up Too Far

My Dad Always Wore A Tie

My Immediate Boss Has Got Chronic Dandruff

My New Briefcase

Next Year Were Going Abroad

Noone In Our Family Can Throw A Frisbee Properly

One Girl In My Class Always Wore Bright Red Knickers

Packed Train To London

Pavement Artist

Polite Conversation

Reception

Sainsburys

Still Life With False Teeth

Stressed Executive By Fax Machine

Surely Noone Would Catch Stuart Now

Tescos Car Park

The Escalators At Holborn

The Reluctant Rambler

The Royal Academy

The Thames

The Ticket Barrier

Tour Guide

Trudging To Work

Trying To Persuade James To Give Me A Lick Of His Icecream

Tube No 1a

Tube No 1b

Tube No 1c

Tube No 2

Tube No 3

Tube No 4

Tube No 5

Tube

Visiting Time

Waiting At Paddington Station

Waiting For The 801

Walking Back From The Beach

Walking Past The Park

Walking To My Place On The Platform

Walking To The Office Very Slowly

Watching The Ships Go Up The Channel

We Even Had A Television In Our Dining Room

Well Meaning Neighbour With Rock Hard Flapjacks

Whistlers Father

Wishing I Was Still In Bed

Youd Never Catch Me Going Topless

 

New 2008

Canary Wharf

Coming out of church

Deck chairs in the park

Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Grid lock in aisle 3

Having a coffee with Malcolm

Looking for organic apples

Muriel with her new trolley

Office workers relaxing

Rainy Monday morning

Seven years good luck

The boys getting bored

The escalators at Piccadilly Circus

Trolley racing

Trying to get Ted to come back

Tube Strike

Waiting at Holborn Station

Walking from the station

Walking through Trafalgar Square

Woman sleeping in Green Park
 
New 2007
 
Football Pictures

And then it all kicked off

Aunty May talking through the whole of the second half

Be careful with that ball

Big John's wife rarely shows any emotion

Bob refusing to track back

Breaking Mum's New Vase

Businessmen having a kick around

Businessmen having a kickaround

Dad listening to the match

Discussing the England game

Discussing women's football with grandad

Do you have to do that now

Family group insulting Graham Poll

Football experts make my father-in-law very angry

Getting oil on my jeans

Going to watch the football at Barry's house

Having a quiet chat about last nights match

Highly competitive parents

I didn't realise Muriel was such a big Millwall supporter

I wish I could have been a professional footballer

I wish they could talk about something else for once

Its your turn to go and ask for it back

Let the boys have a go now Noel

Looking for Joe's other shin pad

Man On

Mark Thompson always used to storm off

"Mum, dad just said another rude word"

My dad loved his Liverpool underpants

My dad told me he once met Kevin Keegan

One eye on Match of the Day

One eye out for dog do

One kid in our school knew everything about Arsenal

Pauls brother has got no interest in football

Penalty shoot out

Penalty shoot out

Prematch meal

Queueing for the toilet at half time

Referees Unwinding

Stressed England manager at Sainsburys

Sunday League

Swapping John Terry for Thierry Henry

Taxi driver telling me why hes got no time for todays footballers

The day we got relegated

The Unhappy Substitutes

Theres no way that was over

Three short footballers

Trying to console Malcolm

Trying to engage the boys in conversation

Under pressure football managers

Whats wrong with the ones for £17.50

Why do you always have to try and do a bicycle kick

You'll just have to miss the football for once
 
New 2006

Amorous Couple In Green Park

And Then The Small Bearded Bloke Started Humming

Assorted Tie Stains

Avoiding The Charity Worker

Bills Brother Taking It Too Seriously

Can You Move Down Please

Coming Back From Argos

Coming Back From The Michael BallConcert

Coming Under Intense Pressure To Do My Homework

Coming Under Severe Pressure To Do My Homework

Comments Like That Arent Helpful Mary

Completion Meeting

Contemplating A Wank

Dad Complaining About The Charging In Modern Fairgrounds

Dad Looking For His Golf ball

Dad Making An Effort Not To Enjoy Himself

Day Dreaming In Reception

Disappointed England Fans

Dog Owner With Poo Bag

DontYouDareSpeakToYourFatherLikeThat

Friday Evening

Going Out On Penalties

Going To Play Darts

Inebriated Sixth Formers

Job Satisfaction

Large Man Trying To Get The 6:03

London (1)

London (2)

London (3)

Me In My New Mack

Middle Aged Men Playing Football

My American Neighbours Have Got Very White Teeth

My Neighbour Has Very Strong Views On Wayne Rooney

Nigel Refusing To Dress Down

Our Tortoise Was Always Trying To Escape

Pret-a-Manger

Referee Practising In The Mirror

Showing No Interest In Sue's Wedding Photos

Shut It Darren

Surreptitiously Relieving Myself At Eastbourne

Teenage Son Reluctantly Helping

The Loud Kid On The Platform

The Park Pond

The Smiling Referee

Throwing Apples At Dad's Underpants

Tom Being Unusually Assertive

Trying To Avoid The Woman With The White Dog Who Talks A Lot

Tube Strike

Tube Trudging

Wanting To Be Famous

Watching A Sad Bit On Animal Hospital

Watching My Briefcase Slowly Sink


New 2004/5
 
A Lull In The Conversation

A Quick Walk At Lunchtime

Amorous Couple in Green Park

Anniversary Intercourse

A Sudden Urge To Break Wind In Albemarle Street

Audrey's Second Husband

Auntie May with Prune Juice

Bad Mood

Barry Seascape

"But I Do Have Feelings For You Mary!"

Charing Cross

Confident Member

Dad Defending His Dress Sense

"Dad you just said a rude word"

Discussing The England Game

Discussing The Loft Conversion

Elderly Jogger In Green Park

Experiencing severe delays

Family Gathering

Feeling good in my dry cleaned suit

Fruit and Reg

Getting Off The Train

Group Text

Hangover

I Feel Happier With My Tie Tucked Into My Trousers

"It Must Be Lovely To Be So Tall"

"It Wasn't Funny The First Time Derek"

Large Man On Pebbles

"Lighten up Muriel"

Listening to Liverpool Lose

"Make Room For Mavis"

Man discussing his sex life

Man going in the other direction

Me, Mum and the coat Ill grow into

Me And The Man I Always Say Morning To

Me With Work Sock

Me with one of my first work socks

No Way Through

Office Party

One eye out for dog do

Out Of Control Shopping Trolley

Pret A Manger

Rather uncomfortable underpants

"She is extremely demanding in the bedroom"

Shocking dandruff

Sweating on the Central Line

The most intelligent looking man in the office

The Humourless Bloke At John's Barebecue

Thinking About Doing Another Length

Tom thinking up his next insult

Trying to interest Barry in fashion

Trying To Engage The Boys In Conversation

Underpants about to be thrown in anger

Very tall boyfriend

WaitingForTheKidsToComeOut

Watching The Oscars

We dont dance

Wily Old Commuter

"You'll just have to miss the football for once"
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